The Single Life of "LuLu Lefty Ringfinger"

LuLu Lefty Ringfinger woke up a couple days ago and she realized something...the days of her "single" finger life are numbered. She doesn't know exactly when it will happen but word on the street says that she doesn't have long before the diamond becomes her new best friend. Ever since she heard this I've seen a crazy side of her come out. She has always been very conservative, never really gone out in anything too "flashy" or "attention getting" but now she's parading all over town in all kinds of "come hither" get-ups. She also mentioned something about getting a set of large "fake tips" and I just don't know if I can support that.